Maristain: Have you burned your skin with a cigarette?
Bolano: Never voluntarily.
M: Have you ever carved the name of your beloved in the trunk of a tree?
B: I have committed greater abuses, but let's draw the veil at that.
M: Have you seen the most beautiful woman in the world?
B: Yes, sometime around 1984 when I worked at a store. The store was empty and in came a Hindu woman. She looked like a princess and well could have been one. She bought some hanging costume jewelry from me. I was at the point of fainting. She had copper skin, long red hair, and the rest of her was perfect. A timeless beauty. When I had to charge her, I felt embarrassed. As if saying she understood and not to worry, she smiled at me. Then she disappeared and I have never again seen anyone like her. Sometimes I get the impression that she was the goddess Kali, the patron saint of thieves and goldsmiths, except that Kali was also the goddess of murderers, and this Hindu woman was not only the most beautiful woman on earth, but she also seemed to be a good person.....very sweet and considerate.
M: What is your favourite soccer team?
B: None right now. The ones who fall to second tier, then third consecutively, then regional until they've disappeared. The phantom teams.
M: Which historical character would you have liked to resemble?
B: Sherlock Holmes. Captain Nemo. Julian Sorel, our father. Prince Myshkin, our uncle.
M: Did you fall in love with older neighbours when you were young?
B: Of course.
from Roberto Bolano The Last Interview, Interviewed by Monica Maristain